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THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.




HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.


TAGS: heavy metal music awesome kids
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Mega48man - January 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
my god, i never knew there was a bad crowd in a genre i loved so much so long ago... blind gaurdian wrote some pretty sweet stuff to.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:12 am
Blind Guardian.... poser metal.... *eye twitch*
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:43 am
Blind Guardian and Hammerfall... Epic Poser Metal... *puke*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:35 am
and someone needs to put a anvil on that Hammer *shrug*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:34 am
um can we get verification that the Ginger is a Female O_o ??


HEAVY METAL - Homero´s know who is the best music Heavy Metal stay in ADN people!!!!!




Gated Community -


TAGS: gated community met on internet
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Ism

rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:55 pm

sweet.


CONFUSING - I still cant figure this one out


TAGS: math grid geometery
Rating: 1.5/5
LogicDude - June 8, 2009, 8:54 am
Is it the hypotenuse from "Madagascar"? I LOVED that movie...and the sequel was even more full of win!
taylor - June 7, 2009, 1:07 pm
they're right. i mean correct. if you copy the picture into ms paint and draw a line along the hypontenuse you'll see the bulge. it's so small that you won't notice it with a ruler
matt - February 14, 2009, 1:35 pm
These triangles are not trued triangles. Look closely and you will see that the hypotenuse of the one on top bends inward, and the one on bottom bends outward.
WTF - January 22, 2009, 3:56 pm
"CRAVEN" wins. "ME"... YOU FAIL!
professor jesse - October 17, 2008, 8:00 pm
The red triangle and the blue/green triangle are not similar triangles. (One has a leg ratio of 3/8 = .375 and the other has a leg ration of 2/5 = .4 They are close, but when you arrange them, the bottom picture(if you fill in the hole) is slightly conve
Geometry student - October 15, 2008, 7:46 pm
the orange shape has a 3 space protrusion to its right, and the green one only has 2 to its left, but both are equal in length so when put on top of each other the match, but when you put them side by side they dont match up its kinda like tetris
anonymous - August 13, 2008, 8:06 pm
they're not triangles. the first is a x^2 like curve, and the second is a sqrt(2) like one. the difference between the under the curve area is one block, the white one.
me - July 31, 2008, 6:26 pm
their is no "buldge" try again
bob chin - July 30, 2008, 2:50 pm
Holes... Where from do they come? Black ones, white ones, ones that never stop. Is that a hole I see or a space where nothing exists?
Craven - July 30, 2008, 1:44 pm
It really isn't all that hard. The top bows in and the bottom bulges on the hypotenuse. The empty square is the difference between bow and the bulge. Take a ruler to the hypotenuse and you will see.
RnR - July 30, 2008, 12:51 pm
print it out and then go get a pair of scissors.... Please, by all means DO run with the scissors


IN SWEDEN - We have something called Systembolaget


TAGS: systembolaget in sweden death metal nominon
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Hook

patrioten - September 16, 2009, 11:44 am
bara för att ni inte kan göra metal i danmark (:
kashat swe - September 16, 2009, 11:38 am
DK,we are not.. if we had 16 year limit, what difference would it make a few meter above your country, småglin
DK - April 15, 2009, 12:01 pm
Hey, Blue***k! You're just mad because the economical crisis made sure to f*** up Sweden. At least we can control ourselves in DK after a bottle of vodka at age 16 - you're gone after a f***ing Carlsberg (whimps). Woohoo, black metal country!!! Fy fan.
My dick is big, with blue and yellow stripes - April 2, 2009, 10:43 am
It's where all stronger beverages above 3.5% must be bought. They have a ****load of beer from all over the world, but you have to be 20 to buy, but that's why we have Denmark who let's 16 year olds buy vodka for 6 - 20 Euros.
The Masked Wombat - March 18, 2009, 9:06 pm
yeah, those are purses..and not shopping bags...
redneck - March 9, 2009, 4:48 am
what the hell is a bolaget? nice purple purses ... fags
Khatmonsuk - February 28, 2009, 7:54 am
All hail the might of Systembolaget.


THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE -




CRYSTAL METH - It Will Destroy Your Looks & Turn You Into An Animal.


TAGS: meth drugs animal life
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

dslohand - August 26, 2012, 7:38 pm
HUMMMMMMM I just might have dated thats mom. Maybe, probibly...it was long ago. 5 good frights though
falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:46 pm
What the...I don't even...


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Space explores you!




INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:22 pm
Sounds like wives that can't mind their own business kill as many people as guns. Anyone else take that away from this?
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!


POSERS WE ALL KNOW ONE -




20 Something -




GUARDING THE TOMB - Serious stuff


TAGS: arlington national cemetary
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - September 27, 2015, 10:29 am
Actually you can get arrested for interfering with the Honor Guard as one young punk found out to his dismay.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 11:39 am
Yayyyy!!!!..........Oh, Sorry about your eye.....
Airman - February 8, 2010, 11:31 am
sorry moooooo, yes, you can continue to do that as often as you can get away with it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 11:07 am
That's deep Airman.....But, What aboot the dong waving?
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:50 am
I should have snoped the whole thing. The hurricane part is true, as is most of the rest. What the soldiers do on their own time is not controlled. There are now 514 of these ribbons, and only the Astronaut ribbon is given out less often.
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:48 am
that honors those who have perished also keeps in mind the families of soldiers where there are no remains. With DNA testing now, this doesn't occur as often. They disinterred the Vietnam grave and made an id. These soldiers do consider this a high honor
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:46 am
The idea of a tomb for unknowns came from the British in 1916. Our weapons keep getting more and more powerful, but we are still made of flesh and blood. There are a lot of casualties where the soldier is unidentifiable, or there's nothing left so having
rerun - February 8, 2010, 7:37 am

this not only honors the memory of the unknowns, it is a testemant to the strength ann honor of the solder who is guarding them.
rerun - February 8, 2010, 7:37 am

Since you are asking a legit question, no offense. My best guess, it is about respect. These men & women have made the ultimate sacrifice and they are unknown. The least a soldier who is selected to honor them can do is make a life long sacrafice as well
MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 6:35 am
I'm sure someone's about te get really pissed at me but, what's the point in havin such a strict card on a tomb of unidentified corpses?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 4:00 am
Sure, But can you poke them in the eye and wave your dong at them like those Limey palace guards?
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:57 am
True or not is irrelevant. TGhe seriousness and somber duty they hold is well understood by them, and all who have witnessed. I myself found it to be one of the most powerful things I have seen. Quite moving.
Hasbunmb - February 7, 2010, 2:33 pm
Oh, so is the stuff about the first six months... its just another special duty guys, like recruiter or DS... I admire the guys, I think its a great duty, very admirable, but its not the cult you guys are making it out to be..
Hasbunmb - February 7, 2010, 2:31 pm
The swearing/ drinking thing is a myth... sorry guys.
erock - February 6, 2010, 2:02 am
awesome , 5L
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 1:04 am
Anyone who's visited Arlington to see these guys on duty know they are seriously hardcore. Any potential enemy of my country would do well to visit to get the **** scared out of them. These guys are awesome; you wouldn't want to fight them, ever.
Untamedfifty - February 5, 2010, 9:38 pm
True Story Semper Fi Soldiers
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:35 pm
Once again Airman... Well done. 5L
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 5, 2010, 8:16 pm
woww...I knew all of this except for the enver being able to swear or drink again part....now that is dedication right there...
rerun - February 5, 2010, 8:01 pm

Thank you to these fine men


YOU CAN'T KILL THE METAL - The Metal will live on!!


TAGS: metal
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by et

justme - October 14, 2012, 1:22 pm
the metal by tenacious D
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 7:16 pm
Crap, no humor, band spam, 1L


ROCK -




BIKING IN UPPER MICHIGAN - Forgot my damn helmet. Gotta turn back.


TAGS: helmet bike cliff rider
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:22 am
Never been up that way, yet. They say you can't get there from here ;)
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:06 pm
Great one ughomer!


METAL!! -


TAGS: heavy metal
Rating: 3.88/5

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Cobra24 - November 14, 2013, 12:54 pm
Nice dude


LARS ULRICH - Me banging on pots with spoons > Lars Ulrich


TAGS: metallica lars ulrich sucks
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by burnallbabies

Rivaldog - January 23, 2012, 10:59 pm
So if he sucks so bad, why don't you guys go hop on a drum kit and play me some blackened? Battery? Please, and thank you.
burnallbabies - January 29, 2010, 6:49 am
If you can't play, you shouldn't play. Lars ulrichs expiration date went out a long time ago. When milk has gone sour you don't drink it, you f***ing throw it away
Fatt Matt - January 28, 2010, 5:04 pm
I really haven't listened to them since Load/Re-load era... yes RTL and Kill'em All, great eff'n albums. He's old, man, FFS! There comes a time when you can't pull it off like you used to - that also means it might be time to hang it up...
burnallbabies - January 28, 2010, 4:21 pm
I still think that Ride The Ligthning is one of the greatest metalalbums ever, despite my feelings about Lars! (Master of Puppets is overrated)
burnallbabies - January 28, 2010, 4:10 pm
He was in 1986 maybe, but now he is unable to keep it up. Which makes the faster songs incredibly painful to listen to. I have nothing against metallica, just lars' ****ty drumming.
Fatt Matt - January 28, 2010, 3:54 pm
As much as I hate what Metallica has become... Lars is still a badass drummer.


4-WHEELER RACE - Sorry, 2-wheeler race


TAGS: race wheels bike helmet sports
Rating: 4.34/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:35 pm
Cute one.


METH ADDICTS -


TAGS: dog meth addict
Rating: 3.75/5

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Bob D. Sailor - November 11, 2009, 10:12 pm
The only thing that comes to mind for example 2 is "KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"


ACCOUNTABILITY -


TAGS: wording might be bad but the meters good
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - November 9, 2010, 5:50 pm
Nice.


BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY - The one who said that never had a homemade helmet on his head...




SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.




AGE - You're never too old to learn something stupid


TAGS: old stupid something learn
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Nadeor

Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 8, 2009, 12:47 am
This poster is very good. I like to see restraint in the new folks, it's usually always funnier that way.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:22 am
No, seriously, it's in the approval cue right now.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:09 am
On its way.
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:50 pm
Young teenage kittens?
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
So then ... Zed, we can expect something mildly amusing from you soon, about, say ... kittens?
Zed - December 7, 2009, 11:47 pm
Tell me about it. I accidentally impaled my foot on a frozen herring last Wednesday trying to come up with the perfect motifake. d*** faulty rocket launcher...
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
And if you're a serious motifaker, you will fail hard... and it'll suck. It's all about doing your best.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:43 pm
Glad to hear it, Nadeor. Just take your time with what you are working on. Motifake will still be here in the morning. So you're off to a good start.
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:12 pm
Thinkin' the exact same thing
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:11 pm
Bart's Hasslehoff?
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:10 pm
I've seen creepier
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:07 pm
Avatar........ creepy.......
Nadeor - December 7, 2009, 11:05 pm
thx Sean, new guy here, trying my best to not fail
Sean - December 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
This is quality. Well done.


DON'T WORRY SIR! - I'm from the internet!


TAGS: snake cosplay k metal gear smash bros
Rating: 2.54/5
SuperGreen - August 31, 2009, 12:09 am
This man is my hero!
bapsie jish - October 7, 2008, 12:42 pm
i thought i got rid of this bastard...
TigerKid - October 3, 2008, 12:02 am
He looks like a lost a wrestling match with a garbage bag
Josie - September 6, 2008, 11:17 pm
WTF!? That is the worst Solid Snake Cos play I have ever seen!
Fail - September 5, 2008, 12:01 am
Oh God.....no....
Mullet man - August 5, 2008, 4:28 am
SOLID SNAKE!!!
Axis - August 5, 2008, 2:35 am
is he suppose to be dressed as solid snake?


MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.


TAGS: cannibal corpse butchered at birth death metal chris barnes
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

Alec - March 7, 2009, 8:24 pm
i spotted a albino baby LOL


WOW, ITS SO METAL -


TAGS: wow metal awesome haha funny
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Josh A.

Dewy141 - March 20, 2011, 7:59 pm
Holy crap. I didn't think my picture was even posted. =D


SOMETIMES - I wish I had a clone... But then I realise that I'd never want to live with that a*shole




MAYAN APOCALYPSE - Screw the false alarm! We're tired of waiting for the Zombies, we're going after them. Wakey, Wakey, eggs and Backey.


TAGS: zombies undead graves cemetary
Rating: 4.44/5

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MashiMashi - December 29, 2012, 9:58 pm
I couldn't be bothered to read the article on why the kids were in the graveyard, but if it was me. . . that's one field trip slip that aint coming back signed by a parent, I'll take an in school suspension thank you very much.
Ozbad - December 28, 2012, 9:28 am
*grin*
Reality Lord - December 26, 2012, 9:18 pm

lol...nice twist


WHEN RIDING A BIKE - Don't let anyone think you're wearing a helmet.




MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.




PERSEVERANCE - Don't cry next time you can't find your running headband


TAGS: rick allen def leppard rock hair metal
Rating: 3.19/5


COOKIE MONSTER VOCALS -


TAGS: death metal cookie monster vocals
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - January 15, 2013, 5:39 am

If anyone cares, that's Dimmu Borgir with Cookie Monster pasted over Shagrat. My crude editing skills at work.


BREADMAN THE IMPENETRABLE -


TAGS: breadman impenetrable egyptian riots helmet
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Xraptor79

- February 6, 2011, 11:55 pm
Please explain, Haw. (WTFO)
Hawamleh - February 6, 2011, 10:46 pm
it's not as funny when you know why he has the bread up there...
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 8:25 am

first posters i score highly. good first effort. keep going man


I met my soulmate she didn't. -


TAGS: six word stories miss met soulmate she
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

spacedog - August 4, 2014, 11:26 pm
Out5tanding.
Greybeard - August 4, 2014, 11:15 pm
The ugly truth...
Rick69 - August 4, 2014, 9:27 pm
Place the doll in a furnace, "There."
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 7:52 pm
Show me, on the doll, where it hurts.


SOMETIMES -




INVISIBILITY -




PRAY -


TAGS: judgement day zomie comet
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 1:44 am
Don't forget a good, sturdy, mechanical, metal hand.
Tivo - February 6, 2011, 7:52 pm
Ok, all I would need is a sh**gun(with plenty of ammo)and a snow plow, and I'd be set.
scarr3d - February 4, 2011, 1:44 pm
hmmm let me have the technology and resources to make a floating empire in the sky for me n my friends(and whatever family members/people i choose)and i will be happy no matter how the earth dies...as long as i don't go with it of course
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 3, 2011, 11:24 pm
Don't forget the cow catcher on the front to clear the pile and a flame thrower on the trunk to clean up the mess you leave...lol
agdaniele - February 3, 2011, 9:39 pm
Throw in a hood-mounted sh**gun triggered by the car horn, and I'll take it!
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 9:01 pm
i start welding some chainsaws to the front of my car. the ultimate zombie killmobile
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:53 am
Me too. Bring on the Zeds... just as soon as I get that missile silo/house bought.
Tivo - February 3, 2011, 9:08 am
I completely agree


life -


TAGS: hiding life silly monty python and now for something completely different
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:41 am
Then can you tell me how you got yourself into those leotards...teehee
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:08 pm
Been There .


EVER GET THAT FEELING - Your Friends Have Better Girlfriends Than You? Here's The Proof. They Do.


TAGS: star wars girl stormtrooper helmet
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:04 pm
***y, sure... but she acted like her p**** was frozen in carbonite. But, be careful... a Scout Trooper mask can easily hide an adam's apple... I've heard.
CANADA - January 8, 2010, 10:05 pm
I'm not sure if that beats a paper bag or not


METAL DUMP - Can cause brutal shredding of the chili ring.


TAGS: metal poop
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Dangle

NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:22 am
Bet he really wails on that thing when he lets it out!


MOTORCYCLE HELMETS - Pablo was warned




HELMETS - Your gonna need one pretty quickly.


TAGS: helmets motorcycles
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by Greg

UltimateHentaiKamen - January 22, 2011, 5:11 pm
let it go man, most times I get those wrong intentionally to make fun of grammer zealots
schlub - July 15, 2008, 3:51 am
hehe nice one. You should have used "You're" though...


SANTA - is metal!


TAGS: metal
Rating: 2.52/5

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Agamemnon218 - December 20, 2008, 2:08 pm
Weed in my stocking this year. Cool!


TRASH METAL - This is TRASH METAL not THRASH METAL.


TAGS: mau metal aloan kill brazilian problematic guys
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Mauá

That sucked - August 30, 2009, 7:17 pm
Epic pun failure FTL.
ramon - June 10, 2009, 11:05 am
???


i saw a flower -


TAGS: rap dubstep rock emo metal
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by ughomer

NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:23 pm
More like Hair-metal....
Greeny - July 31, 2014, 7:08 pm
the rock version fits stairway to heaven... groovy


ROCK - Because You Cant Play a Saxophone Behind Your Head




PROOF! - All Edwards Sparkle!


TAGS: edward fullmetalachemist hetalia twilight sparkle
Rating: 2.62/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:00 pm
Bah. In real life vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 12:34 pm
Edward is not having carnal pleasures with tentacles so it doesn't qualify as anime.
- February 21, 2013, 11:24 am
.... this has animai thats against the rules. mods wtf.....


SO LONESTAR..., - We meet again...


TAGS: dark helmet lonestar spaceballs barf alien
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 26, 2016, 11:43 pm
Space Balls, is it considered part of the Star Wars series still? Still better than The The Force Awakens.


WORK!! - YOU BETTER NOT BE LOOKING AT MOTIFAKES ON MY TIME DAMMIT!!




OLD SNAKE - The oldest bad-ass ever


TAGS: old snake metal gear solid 4
Rating: 2.58/5

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Reason - November 22, 2009, 10:08 pm
WRONG!Clint Eastwood takes that title.


REINCARNATION -


TAGS: reincarnation grave tree cemetery
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by gas

GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:40 pm
well played, ga5
gas - March 3, 2012, 12:20 pm
thx for the support xD
carebear - March 3, 2012, 12:16 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 3, 2012, 10:48 am
probably. on the spot I found it funny v_v
alexbatz - March 3, 2012, 6:36 am
No comment needed for such a great picture.


FIRE FIGHTERS -




SANTA CLAUS -


TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?


METAL BLADE - So good, even Metal Man's weak against it.


TAGS: megaman metal blade metal blade
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Forte801

Shtoink - October 6, 2008, 1:32 am
ROFL! i did think that was funny at the time


HIS NAME IS MOK - So thanks alot.


TAGS: mok my name is rock rule and heavy metal animation animated
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by jalford

BoneCD - August 1, 2009, 7:37 pm
That's a 1...You're going to f***ing die!
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
*"... you know wot's ..."
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
jalford, Hun, listen up, k? First you make some friends out there in the real world. Then you say to them, "Hey, you wot's cool ...." And just make sure the part that follows "cool" is age approprate to your (unfortunate) audience.


PRESIDENT LUTHOR? - How stoned were the Americans of the DC Universe?!


TAGS: president lex luthor superman action comics metropolis smallville dc comics d c
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by jalford

agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:57 am
the dude, we no longer allow any political posters or conversation here... we've created a sister site - politifake.org - where you'll find plenty of receptive users. Thank you!
the dude - April 18, 2010, 12:55 am
Least he did a better job than what obama's doing
Hypercat-Z - July 30, 2009, 6:48 am
Was Nixon any better?
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm
Don't look at me, I voted for the Joker. "Vote For Me, Or I'll Kill You" pwns "Change You Can Believe In" any day of the week!
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:12 pm
Oh, come on. With some of the people the real world has elected (opinion varied by your political affiliation), is it any wonder a powerful & rich white man with a past gets elected?


FACE TATTOO - Freestyle bicycle will help you get your own free of charge.




BREAD HELMETS - Now that's using your loaf




NAME TAGS - Let other people know what you're all about




ED ELRIC - Chuck Norris just pissed himself




COSPLAY - NOT always a bad idea


TAGS: samus cosplay costume video game metroid
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Jesse

MetaShadow - November 30, 2010, 5:16 pm
this chick also does many more amazing cosplay. she has a deviant art account.
iburnpeoplewearingkilts - June 17, 2009, 7:36 am
Don't care what anyone says...that is an awesome costume.
Töm - December 17, 2008, 2:31 am
Samus has way bigger ***bs, if you go by the bre*** plate on the vrala suit. maybe the suit also increases bust size as well as protect form fire.
english--and proud - November 23, 2008, 7:09 am
looks like a refugee from some future "dallas" series..
Phage - November 23, 2008, 6:07 am
Proof that not all women are hopeless.
Can I Have One? - July 14, 2008, 9:56 pm
Asian Samus...
O_O; - May 12, 2008, 1:14 am
My friends, I am in love.


Java -


TAGS: coffee tolerence meter mug warning
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Oldsod - December 10, 2014, 5:00 pm
I NEED THAT CUP!
Thedge - December 10, 2014, 3:09 pm
Hmm... that's for a 5% waitress or waiter. Want the 20%, just get it on your own.


pomposity -


TAGS: sometimes mistaken as flair
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - May 29, 2013, 9:04 am
It’s only easy if ya know. And now it’s easy. ty ML, GO’
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 11:41 pm
easy... poster number at the bottom, copy, paste and hit enter
GaryO - May 28, 2013, 11:23 pm
Hey, thanks ML. I need to learn how to flaunt some of the ones I’ve seen. That’s a pretty cool feature.
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 9:47 pm
AHA!!! I flaunted it as a topper to the cake.
GaryO - May 28, 2013, 9:03 am
Hey, thanks, guys. And, yes Missy, we think alike. Cheers
Silverheart - May 28, 2013, 2:17 am

I 5d, faved, FBd too. Owls are cool like that.
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 1:08 am
5L, added to favs, shared on FB... I still feel it isn't enough for this poster. This is AMSOME! (yes, I said amsome and meant it)
MissPriss - May 28, 2013, 12:00 am
lmao...the poster is great but the laugh is knowing about the only thing you'd do with an egg is crack it and then fry it...teehee nice 5L giggle.
Sho - May 27, 2013, 8:24 pm
hahaha
Greeny - May 27, 2013, 7:40 pm
lol


HOLD MY HAND -


TAGS: metallica enter sandman
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 23, 2012, 10:48 am
@coombs - I agree, but didn't like the way it looked, so i put the missing line in the tag.. a picture of earth going from day to night didn't seem to fit with a hand..
Coombsy007 - March 23, 2012, 2:18 am
Brother you gotta quote the full verse. 5L's anyway
Greeny - March 15, 2012, 7:34 pm
I'm lost!? Boats throw me off


SILENCE PLEASE!!!! -


TAGS: man need silence sometimes mariand
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by mariand

Tarapin - August 2, 2011, 3:38 pm
Boot to the head Oh, wait...where's the boot?
mariand - August 2, 2011, 12:13 am
huh...I didn't know there are women around here


OOPS -




CRYSTAL METH -


TAGS: meth crystal ugly h** girl irony
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by perebento

Derek - March 27, 2010, 5:26 am
What a jolly lot they are.
Krissie - March 26, 2010, 7:24 pm
I live in NW Indiana....and, d*** meth is a big problem here...


COLONEL - Can you hear me?


TAGS: metal gear solid snake colonel
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Kenji-182

amy - October 8, 2008, 1:58 pm
this made me lol! i heart MGS!
Johnny - October 7, 2008, 11:35 pm
I guess if you know what this may be in reference to it might be funny.


DETHKLOCK - The Metalocalypse has begun!


TAGS: dethklok metalocalypse deth klok clock death metal heavy band bands
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by jalford

LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:41 am
Okay! We now have Dethklock booked to perform in the gymnasium of the "Underdeveloped School for the Mentally Untalented"...how about they play right after nap time?
the dude - November 6, 2009, 1:09 am
thats awesome come get these dude to play at my school!


QUIET - If I don't move, maybe they won't see me.


TAGS: cute something animal funny
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by sniper

440wakeup - August 4, 2011, 11:27 pm
should be wont eat me


SOMETIMES - I need something that only you can provide Your absence


TAGS: sometimes i need your absence
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:33 pm
Already got that one covered :) (check my gallery if you'd like) haha, thanks for 5L's though :D
davidelite10 - August 9, 2011, 4:02 pm
5ilence is golden al5o
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am
Yes... Yes it is lol thanks
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am
Thank you :) much appreciated
crankyhead - August 8, 2011, 10:33 pm
5weet 5olitude.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:50 pm
Nice one M0rd3kaI.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:39 pm
Or that xD "...toward my loneliness" can then be the following line lol
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:28 pm
or you can add: "but compliments are always welcome" xD
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 4:38 pm
Thanks, I will withdraw the above mentioned statement for you (lol)
gas - August 8, 2011, 2:19 pm
very nice! 5L


OBSERVATION -


TAGS: keyboard necktie me***hor crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Hawamleh - December 9, 2010, 5:58 pm
salutes go to our comrad
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2010, 9:02 am
I think I can hear ***s, being pulled....oh, and Cranky,....bullseye, dead center. 5+L
foresti - December 9, 2010, 3:33 am
Noobs, please don't vote! So much of an insider. But a perfect one! 5!!
Claire - December 8, 2010, 11:09 pm
I think I can hear ***s playing...
5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 10:33 pm
From one of those of us who truly understand this... Thank You for this perfect fake. 5 Lost ones
jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 7:24 pm
~sings off key~ THis moti is fiiiiive El, this moti is fi-ive el...
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 3:07 pm
B!tchin, 5L


technology -




AGE IS JUST A NUMBER -




WHEN PIGS FLY -




ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: ya sometimes you just want to
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looks like a reenactment of the Somme
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 2:50 pm
Please take my ex with you.


LOLZ SATAN -


TAGS: lolz satan black metal motivational
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Cannibal pete

Wonga - October 10, 2009, 7:05 pm
I am not. Saying it out loud made me rofl.
rerun - October 4, 2009, 8:00 pm

is Wonga really Cannibal Pete?
Wonga - October 4, 2009, 7:23 pm
you idiots haven't a clue. this poster is hilarious!
COCHINO - September 1, 2009, 12:19 pm
That kid looks tarded.
Cannibal Pete - April 5, 2009, 11:33 pm
@Purity King Diamond? WTF dude, this guy is just some dude at my country's local scene who dresses up like some troo blacker, while he just looks ridiculous. The fact that you just confused him with King Diamond makes you a FAIL, please go killyourself.
Purity - March 25, 2009, 9:04 am
Uh... What? Looks like King Diamond or Waylon from Mushroomhead, both of which are pretty f***ing awesome and not at all emo, g**, lulz satan or retarded like you. Sorry to burst your faggoty a** bubble.


ANIME NIGHT LIFE - Yessir, the excitement never stops.


TAGS: nighthawk nighthawks anime manga fullmetal alchemist naruto inu yasha inuyasha
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by jalford

MasterMachine - September 27, 2010, 3:22 pm
Anyone else notice Picachu in da background???


LEGIBILITY - If you can't read this, you're retarded or blind or both.


TAGS: waking the cadaver death metal deathgrind hardcore illegibility
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

HtD - February 20, 2009, 7:57 pm
This one is actually more legible than some others I've seen.
Moar - February 13, 2009, 2:18 pm
Waking THE Cadaver actually...
VinceVicious - January 20, 2009, 6:14 pm
How the hell is that obvious? I posted a Cannibal Corpse poster and their one of my favorite bands. So what I listen to some of the crossover genres but you can't go just by a**uming. I'M A f***ING DEATH METAL VOCALIST I wouldn't point your finger at me.
Fatty - January 20, 2009, 1:58 pm
Vince obviously is not metal.
Bob Chin - January 19, 2009, 12:57 pm
Waking Cadaver? Why so Vicious???


Confidence -




RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water


TAGS: russia vodka cheap water nation national mockery truth hurts sometimes
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Krissdafish

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:48 am
You're a good sport Forseti.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:47 am
Let me get this straight: IF someone ever would make a poster like that about Germany, I would... oh... I would... I can't even tell you exactly what I would do!! It would start with a "5" and probably end with "lions", but I'm not sure... So BEWARE!!!111
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:36 am
Just to be clear.....why would cheap vodka be a bad thing?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:24 am
I'm on it.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:23 am
no problem. I just figured he didnt get it. I made no mention of negative consequences for his actions. More of a friendly, "take a look around, please." approach. Ill report to the van, sir.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:20 am
Slow down, 5150 - a moderator is on it. Try not to police the site too much. I may seem nice and easy... but I'm more than capable.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:18 am
weird..... the message disappeared
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
True, mooooo..... but it's a username of "krissdafish" - that sounds like one of america's idiots.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
I sent him a little pm, asking him to search for other countries in the engine. Then maybe he will understand the context here
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 2:06 am
we don't normally have that problem
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:05 am
wow.. This is the first time I have ever seen someone that really "doesn't get it"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:01 am
No, It's a joke......and why blame America....anyone,anywhere could have made this poster
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:59 am
There's a difference between jokes and insults. This is not a joke, it's a flat out insult.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:55 am
It's a joke... in america we joke. Exaggerations are a form of humor. There are much better reasons than motifake to hate america. Broaden your search. and please lighten up, or I'll be forced to ban.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:51 am
Idiot. Insults like this make me hate the US even more.


POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!


TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by cblake

GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!


WHEN HELMETS DON'T MAKE SENSE - What's the name of that book again? Oh yeah -"What Color is Your Parachute."




FEAR - This is what it looks like.


TAGS: did he lose a bet or something
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by lightquake

yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 1, 2010, 10:41 pm
And yet another IMAGE,zat will stay with me a good while especially when the house settels @ night.


SAMUS ARAN - The original "replay value"




HEAD PROTECTION - Umbrellas don't work.


TAGS: helmet ouch faceplant
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Greg

Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 11:28 pm
lolz


FLAMETHROWER - Always efficient


TAGS: fifth element flamethrower always efficient jean baptiste emanuel zorg
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

Johnny - October 25, 2008, 6:30 pm
LoL... ya, if they used a real one they would burn down that set in a heart beat.
michael - October 25, 2008, 7:03 am
thats not a real flamethrower....it runs on propane, not kerosene....kool picture anyway


RICK MORANIS - "I'll teach you to Rickroll me."




SOMETIMES - Simply translates to one week every month !!


TAGS: pirhanas feet translates sometimes pms
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - March 24, 2012, 6:35 am
Cheers Carebear. (o:
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:38 pm
(carebear BANNED)


BUREAUCRACY -




REMORSE -


TAGS: feeling bad over something good
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 5, 2012, 11:28 am

Thanks!~~
dy2012 - May 5, 2012, 1:53 am
nice


SICILIAN STRESS REDUCTION -


TAGS: aggy said his ansestors used this methodology
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:12 am
The last time death was this beautiful was when Farrah Fawcett died. 5L.
spacedog - January 5, 2010, 9:45 pm
Well done Bone, 5Ls.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:16 pm
It's more of a how-to pamphlet. 5 lions who ain't talkin'
rerun - January 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

love this, very thought provoking.


ABJECT FEAR -


TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!


FLAMETHROWERS - Bullets have a name on them. Grenades are to whom they concern. Flamethrowers are for Eavesdroppers.


TAGS: flamethrowers
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:14 am
True, So True


HELMET DEFLECTS INSURGENT BULLET - Insurgent then meets Mr. Shotgun




HELMET, HORNS AND SWORD - Mortals, come out, come out and let's play !




SIGMUND FREUD - Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...




RODENTS - The scourge of humans the joke of gods and a great chew toy for all




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